Post by Lorna Dane on Dec 8, 2006 7:13:05 GMT -5
Haley: Did you ever pick out your porn name?
Lucas: What are you talking about?
Haley: Your porn name. Um, you know. You take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name, you put them together. What was the name of your first pet?
Lucas: You know that. I had a dog named Rocket.
Haley: Oh, Rocket. I loved Rocket. So, your mother's maiden name is Roe. Rocket Roe. Nice.
Lucas: What's yours?
Haley: Oh, I had a bunny named Bunny.
Lucas: You named the bunny Bunny.
Haley: Yes, I did. And my mother's maiden name is Beaugard. So...
Lucas: Bunny Beaugard.
Haley: Bunny Beaugard. Dawson's Freaks, starring Rocket Roe and Bunny Beaugard.
Lucas: Nice.
Haley: Shut up.
Friends
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting beside you saying "Man,that sh*t was awesome!!" :: Best friends for life
I get you out of trouble...daily :: Best friends
Champagne for my real friends,real pain for my sham friends :: Good friends
Hey,what's your name again? :: Aquaintances
Brooke: Guess who's in the lobby, I'll tell you. Claire Young and her little ho posy. We are going down there.
Peyton: Okay. And if an angry dance-off breaks out, I got your back.
Brooke: Great. Just don't stick another knife in it.
Enemies
She said "Why don't you just drop dead?" :: I hate you now,but we might make up
I've got a dark alley and a bad idea that says you should shut your mouth :: Annoyance
Hate is a strong word, but I really don't like you:: Mutual Enemies
Nikki: Who are you calling? Jake, maybe? Look, I know you baby-sit Jenny but, I'm back now, so Jake and I won't be needing you anymore. Oh, and if there's anything going on between you and Jake, well you're not going to be a permanent part of my daughter's life, so if I were you I wouldn't get too attached.
Peyton: If I were you, I would walk away.
Nikki: You have to know you're temporary, right? I mean, all the babysitting in the world isn't going to make you Jenny's mother.
Peyton: All the eyeliner in the world won't make you anything other than a psycho stalker b*tch.
You took the one good thing in my life :: Rivals
Haley: Are you trying to wake up my parents? That's their room...
Nathan: [runs over to Haley] I just wanted to come by and apologize for last night...
Haley: You know you should probably start buying those in bulk if you're gonna hand them out so often
Nathan: I'm not good at this okay? I'm not you.
Haley: What's that supposed to mean?
Nathan: I'm not perfect okay? I screw up, I make mistakes, it's what I do...
Haley: ...Nathan, there is nothing that you could do or say that's gonna change my mind...
[Nathan cuts her off with a kiss]
Haley: Except that. You shouldn't have done that Nathan...
Nathan: But I wanted to
Haley: Yeah...
Relationships
A little less sixteen candles,a little more "touch me" :: Lust
It's really good to hear your voice say my name it sounds so sweet,coming from the lips of an angel hearing those words it makes me weak :: You've got it bad[Lorna for the other]
Looks like the boy's too shy, you gotta kiss the girl :: I've got it bad[for Lorna]
I feel my heart race when you call :: I've got a small crush on you[you on me]
Don't you see the way I look at you... :: You have a crush on me[me on you]
You're the only one for me :: We're dating
But for someone to tell you that they've stopped missing you -- you're pretty much screwed no matter what you say. :: We're through
Don't cry to me, if you loved me, you would be here with me :: I don't want you back [but you want me back]
I've come to realize...you'll never want me back.. :: You don't want me back [but I want you back]
All quotes for each section (C) The WB's 'One Tree Hill'
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Lucas: What are you talking about?
Haley: Your porn name. Um, you know. You take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name, you put them together. What was the name of your first pet?
Lucas: You know that. I had a dog named Rocket.
Haley: Oh, Rocket. I loved Rocket. So, your mother's maiden name is Roe. Rocket Roe. Nice.
Lucas: What's yours?
Haley: Oh, I had a bunny named Bunny.
Lucas: You named the bunny Bunny.
Haley: Yes, I did. And my mother's maiden name is Beaugard. So...
Lucas: Bunny Beaugard.
Haley: Bunny Beaugard. Dawson's Freaks, starring Rocket Roe and Bunny Beaugard.
Lucas: Nice.
Haley: Shut up.
Friends
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting beside you saying "Man,that sh*t was awesome!!" :: Best friends for life
I get you out of trouble...daily :: Best friends
Champagne for my real friends,real pain for my sham friends :: Good friends
Hey,what's your name again? :: Aquaintances
Brooke: Guess who's in the lobby, I'll tell you. Claire Young and her little ho posy. We are going down there.
Peyton: Okay. And if an angry dance-off breaks out, I got your back.
Brooke: Great. Just don't stick another knife in it.
Enemies
She said "Why don't you just drop dead?" :: I hate you now,but we might make up
I've got a dark alley and a bad idea that says you should shut your mouth :: Annoyance
Hate is a strong word, but I really don't like you:: Mutual Enemies
Nikki: Who are you calling? Jake, maybe? Look, I know you baby-sit Jenny but, I'm back now, so Jake and I won't be needing you anymore. Oh, and if there's anything going on between you and Jake, well you're not going to be a permanent part of my daughter's life, so if I were you I wouldn't get too attached.
Peyton: If I were you, I would walk away.
Nikki: You have to know you're temporary, right? I mean, all the babysitting in the world isn't going to make you Jenny's mother.
Peyton: All the eyeliner in the world won't make you anything other than a psycho stalker b*tch.
You took the one good thing in my life :: Rivals
Haley: Are you trying to wake up my parents? That's their room...
Nathan: [runs over to Haley] I just wanted to come by and apologize for last night...
Haley: You know you should probably start buying those in bulk if you're gonna hand them out so often
Nathan: I'm not good at this okay? I'm not you.
Haley: What's that supposed to mean?
Nathan: I'm not perfect okay? I screw up, I make mistakes, it's what I do...
Haley: ...Nathan, there is nothing that you could do or say that's gonna change my mind...
[Nathan cuts her off with a kiss]
Haley: Except that. You shouldn't have done that Nathan...
Nathan: But I wanted to
Haley: Yeah...
Relationships
A little less sixteen candles,a little more "touch me" :: Lust
It's really good to hear your voice say my name it sounds so sweet,coming from the lips of an angel hearing those words it makes me weak :: You've got it bad[Lorna for the other]
Looks like the boy's too shy, you gotta kiss the girl :: I've got it bad[for Lorna]
I feel my heart race when you call :: I've got a small crush on you[you on me]
Don't you see the way I look at you... :: You have a crush on me[me on you]
You're the only one for me :: We're dating
But for someone to tell you that they've stopped missing you -- you're pretty much screwed no matter what you say. :: We're through
Don't cry to me, if you loved me, you would be here with me :: I don't want you back [but you want me back]
I've come to realize...you'll never want me back.. :: You don't want me back [but I want you back]
All quotes for each section (C) The WB's 'One Tree Hill'
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